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Welcome to the 'It's Never Too Late' blog! Here, you will find inspiring quotes to motivate you after all this time. Let's take the first step towards a better future and start believing in yourself and your potential!
To get motivated and sustain that motivation has always remained challenge for many people. Motivational quotes always inspire and motivate whenever you read them. Quotes can help you start your day with full of enthusiasm and stretch your potential each day. These positive words boost the self-confidence and self-esteem. When you’re on the verge of giving up or struggling to push yourself to the next level, sometimes motivational quotes are the just what you need. So come lets dive in the ocean of positivity through these motivational quotes of the day. These motivational quotes will get you motivated and give you the jumpstart your day needs, so just don’t forget to bookmark this page.
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Samuel Langhorne Clemens, known by his pen name Mark Twain, was an American writer, humorist, journalist, entrepreneur, publisher, lecturer and novelist. Twain acquired international fame for his travel narratives, especially…can't make lemonade — and you'll need a strong, comforting hand to uplift you. Nearly everyone goes through adversity in their own life's journey, and sometimes a tragic event or a great disappointment can feel like it's knocked you down for good. But some of the most iconic lessons we have been taught in life comes from inspiring leaders who have experienced difficulties all their own. It's not whether you get knocked down; it's whether you get up, said Vince Lombardi, the real-life coach and leader of the Green Bay Packers during the 1960s, who led his players to a Super Bowl Championship five times.
Lombardi is a good example of how all comforting wisdom comes from people among various walks of life. Authors from A.A. Milne to Jane Austen captured the spirit of resilience in classic works like
More recently, though, even some of our favorite musicians have found ways to embody the spirit of picking yourself up and dusting yourself off when things get tough. Taylor Swift's own personal journey is a great example: If somebody hurts you, it’s okay to cry a river: Just remember to build a bridge and get over it.
Whether you're looking for comforting advice from one of our country's greatest political inspirations — with names like Elenor Roosevelt and Barbara Bush included — or a simple pick me up from a strong woman who knows a thing or two — we're looking at you, Dolly! — this collection of comforting quotes can help you overcome whatever life throws at you.
If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then crawl, but whatever you do, you have to keep moving forward.
Do not give way to useless alarm; though it is right to be prepared for the worst, there is no occasion to look on it as certain. -
I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
Twenty years from now, you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place.
Drama is very important in life: You have to come on with a bang. You never want to go out with a whimper.
I think that if you live long enough, you realize that so much of what happens in life is out of your control — but how you respond to it is in your control.
The answers keep unfolding as your life expands, if you’re willing to see things for what they are—and what they can be.
Zee Krstic Health Editor Zee Krstic is a health editor for Good Housekeeping, where he covers health and nutrition news, decodes diet and fitness trends and reviews the best products in the wellness aisle.I find inspirational and motivational quotes to be so amazing because reading just a couple of words can change your whole mindset or even your entire life.
There might be a goal that you have been wanting to achieve but have been procrastinating or worrying not knowing if it will turn out well or if it will be worth it.
This quote really inspired me to just go for it, to give it my all and simply try my best and in the end, it will be a win regardless because I gave it my all.
I love this quote and it’s a great daily reminder because we sometimes tend to think that once the perfect moment comes, then we will take action.
But sometimes that perfect moment never arrives so we need to stop waiting and take this very moment and make it perfect.
This quote really hit me because we tend to have a lot of negative self-talk. If we were to only speak to ourselves the way we treat and speak to our loved ones, we will be a lot happier and we would achieve much more by being kinder to ourselves and having positive self-talk.
This quote is so true. Fear does not exist, we create it in our mind and it feels so real to us. What is wonderful to know is that we are capable of conquering our own fears as long as we make up our mind to so.
This is the reason why I LOVE staying organized in my life. I have found being organized in life to be so helpful. It really does reduce stress, save you time and money and improve your overall quality of life. 🙌
It’s always nice to be reminded to live in the present moment and not be so caught up in our own mind. If you think about it, right now is the only time that truly exists.
The only time you can truly live life with full presence and appreciation is to live in this very moment. In the end, this moment is all we ever have. Strive to make the most of it.
Many people think that outer success is what will bring them happiness but it’s quite the contrary. Happiness is the key to success 🙂
The past is gone and non-existent and so is the future. The only way you can truly live life to fullest is to live in this very moment, in the end, this moment is all you ever have.
Be present and appreciate the little things that one takes for granted. Instead of thinking of how much better life was in the past or being stressed about the future, enjoy the present and make every moment beautiful!
Try your best to still be kind in a world where some people are cruel and careless. Like the quote says, don’t treat them as bad as they are, treat them as good as YOU ARE.
I need to be reminded of this daily. To simply focus on the day ahead of me and do what I can to get closer to where I want to be.
“Be thankful that you don’t already have everything you desire. If you did, what would there be to look forward to?⠀ ⠀ Be thankful when you don’t know something, for it gives you the opportunity to learn.⠀ ⠀ Be thankful for the difficult times.⠀ During those times you grow.⠀ ⠀ Be thankful for your limitations, ⠀ because they give you opportunities for improvement.⠀ ⠀ Be thankful for each new challenge, ⠀ because it will build your strength and character.⠀ ⠀ Be thankful for your mistakes, ⠀ They will teach you valuable lessons.⠀ ⠀ Be thankful when you’re tired and weary, ⠀ because it means you’ve made a difference.⠀ ⠀ It’s easy to be thankful for the good things. A life of rich fulfillment comes to those who are also thankful for the setbacks.⠀ ⠀ Gratitude can turn a negative into a positive. Find a way to be thankful for your troubles and they can become your blessings” 💕
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, it's that the funniest things happen either while we are at work or because of who we work with...or honestly, both! Work can definitely be stressful, whether you're buried under a sea of responsibility, you've got a boss to rival Michael Scott, or your cubicle-mate is a bit of a mouth breather, sometimes you just need a change of perspective to lighten the mood. That's why it's so important to keep your eye out for humor and fun at the office. Some of us who've been working all alone from home since last year have been trying to make the best of it through fun zoom backgrounds and sprucing up our home office spaces. But if you're having an especially rough day, the following quotes will remind you that some quirky things about jobs are just universal and it's helpful to know that you're not the only one out there who's experienced it. It's like an inside joke we can all relate to from at least one job we've ever had in our lives.
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”
“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.”
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’”Famous funny guy Charlie Chaplin once said, A day without laughter is a day wasted, and we couldn't agree more. Whether you're having a bad day or know someone who could use a little cheering up, laughter really is the best medicine — plus, there are so many ways to tickle your funny bone. Telling corny jokes or watching feel-good comedies is a sure-fire way to add levity to your day, but if you need a quick fix, then we've got tons of funny quotes that are guaranteed to ease the tension and create a little pocket of joy amid life's stresses.
We’ve got hilarious quotes about love, marriage, aging, parenting, friendship, and many more topics that are oh-so relatable and undeniably clever. Grab your favorites for greeting cards, social media captions, or even just to print and hang above your desk to serve as a little reminder that life's not that serious — and we’re all much better off laughing so we don't cry! With quotes from famous comedians like Betty White, Joan Rivers, Lucille Ball, and Phyllis Diller, here are the best laugh-out-loud quotes to enjoy anytime you need a laugh. Looking for more inspiration? Be sure to check out these funny graduation quotes and inspirational quotes about life as well.
4. People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
7. Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don't have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
14. Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
21. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.
25. A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
26. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
27. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
30. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
34. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. —Rita Mae Brown
36. People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass.
38. Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.
47. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. —George Burns
50. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
56. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
57. As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy.
74. Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.
75. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.
79. The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.
89. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true.
93. I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
, TODAY and countless other online and print outlets. Alesandra has a masters degree in journalism with an emphasis on cultural reporting and criticism from NYU, and a bachelor’s degree from UC Berkeley. An avid traveler, she trots the globe with her husband and their twins.
Corinne Sullivan is a digital writer and editor who covers a variety of beats, including lifestyle, entertainment, relationships, holidays and more. She is also the author of the 2018 novel Indecent.
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