, it's that the funniest things happen either while we are at work or because of who we work with...or honestly, both! Work can definitely be stressful, whether you're buried under a sea of responsibility, you've got a boss to rival Michael Scott, or your cubicle-mate is a bit of a mouth breather, sometimes you just need a change of perspective to lighten the mood. That's why it's so important to keep your eye out for humor and fun at the office. Some of us who've been working all alone from home since last year have been trying to make the best of it through fun zoom backgrounds and sprucing up our home office spaces. But if you're having an especially rough day, the following quotes will remind you that some quirky things about jobs are just universal and it's helpful to know that you're not the only one out there who's experienced it. It's like an inside joke we can all relate to from at least one job we've ever had in our lives.
“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job, because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.”
It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”
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“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.”
“When I was 16 I worked in a pet store, and they fired me because... they had three snakes, and one day I braided them.”
“I used to work at McDonald’s making minimum wage. You know what that means? You know what your boss was trying to say? It’s like, ‘Hey if I could pay you less, I would, but it’s against the law.’”Famous funny guy Charlie Chaplin once said, A day without laughter is a day wasted, and we couldn't agree more. Whether you're having a bad day or know someone who could use a little cheering up, laughter really is the best medicine — plus, there are so many ways to tickle your funny bone. Telling corny jokes or watching feel-good comedies is a sure-fire way to add levity to your day, but if you need a quick fix, then we've got tons of funny quotes that are guaranteed to ease the tension and create a little pocket of joy amid life's stresses.
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We’ve got hilarious quotes about love, marriage, aging, parenting, friendship, and many more topics that are oh-so relatable and undeniably clever. Grab your favorites for greeting cards, social media captions, or even just to print and hang above your desk to serve as a little reminder that life's not that serious — and we’re all much better off laughing so we don't cry! With quotes from famous comedians like Betty White, Joan Rivers, Lucille Ball, and Phyllis Diller, here are the best laugh-out-loud quotes to enjoy anytime you need a laugh. Looking for more inspiration? Be sure to check out these funny graduation quotes and inspirational quotes about life as well.
4. People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
7. Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don't have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
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14. Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.
21. Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.
25. A woman is like a tea bag: You can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
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26. Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
27. Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
30. When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
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34. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're OK, then it's you. —Rita Mae Brown
36. People waste their time pondering whether a glass is half empty or half full. Me, I just drink whatever's in the glass.
38. Don't waste so much time thinking about how much you weigh. There is no more mind-numbing, boring, idiotic, self-destructive diversion from the fun of living.
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47. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. —George Burns
50. Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are.
56. The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.
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57. As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice. You can either be right, or you can be happy.
74. Be wise, because the world needs wisdom. If you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.
75. Follow your passion, stay true to yourself, never follow someone else's path unless you're in the woods and you're lost and you see a path then by all means you should follow that.
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79. The lord gave us two ends: One to sit on and the other to think with. Success depends on which one we use the most.
89. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max. An office is a place where dreams come true.
93. I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
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, TODAY and countless other online and print outlets. Alesandra has a masters degree in journalism with an emphasis on cultural reporting and criticism from NYU, and a bachelor’s degree from UC Berkeley. An avid traveler, she trots the globe with her husband and their twins.
Corinne Sullivan is a digital writer and editor who covers a variety of beats, including lifestyle, entertainment, relationships, holidays and more. She is also the author of the 2018 novel Indecent.
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